Car Keys
They were not in my pockets.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My husband had warned me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition. He's afraid that the car could be stolen.
As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right.
The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen
Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:
“ I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."
There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice.
"Are you kidding me?" He barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my turn to be silent. Embarrassed, I said,
"Well, come and get me."
He retorted..........
"I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"
"Welcome to the Golden Years!!" Hahaha...
From: Kim Chúc
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